The Year of Cannon: Going Bananas! (1988)

This is actually translates to 'You've Been Warned.' I hope all are having a good Thanksgiving holiday weekend. May you be full of stuffing, pie, and awkward conversations about politics with distant family members. I figured to celebrate the season, I would do two things: Share with you a video of a Macy's Day Parade float fail, and carve into the turkey that is Cannon's Going Bananas. First,...

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The Year of Cannon: Death Wish V: The Face of Death! (1994)

No Budget. No Enthusiasm. No Grenade Launchers. No Fun. This post is a bit of cheat. Death Wish V: The Face of Death came out in 1994 and was after the collapse of Cannon as we have come to understand it during our yearlong deep dive into it on Invasion of the Podcast. The film was actually distributed by Trimark Pictures (which had its own dubious line up of releases) and now rests with MGM....

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The Year of Cannon: Death Wish 4: The Crackdown! (1987)

Das Wish is AUGE! I know, I know. I fell on my keys after having a pretty good track record of writing up a blog post once a month. I hope to get back on track as I made a promise to myself that I would write a post for every 'Year of' film that we do. I know you all were going through 'badly worded and spelled thoughts about movies most no one cares about' withdrawals. Well, I am here...

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